![]() The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts. Cyril Northcote Parkinson/Parkinson’s Law. Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. SmithĮagles soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.Įvery employee rises to the level of his own incompetence. The successful man is the one who finds out what is the matter with his business before his competitors do. Old West sayingįailure is not an option-it comes bundled with the software.Ī picture is worth 1,000 words, but it uses up 3,000 times the memory. Oscar Wildeĭon’t corner something meaner than you. George Bernard ShawĪlways forgive your enemies. It wastes your time and it annoys the pig. When you assume, you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me.” Tell them what you’re going to tell them, tell them, then tell them what you told them. When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp. The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary. Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat. Run your idea up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes it. This is business jargon.)ĭon’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining. (She was promoted to a higher position that’s less appealing than her current one. He’s taking this company to hell, and we’re riding shotgun. The problem with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat. Why join the navy if you can be a pirate? Steve Jobs James GoldsmithĮarly to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor. Here are 100 funny business quotes and sayings* that hold a grain of truth in their humor. ![]() From rickety leadership to entropic working styles, the business world, like real life, is shaded with chuckles. In all seriousness, business can be pretty funny.
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